✍ Welcome Vladimír Coufal

[psychoscoredthelot]

Is that Alan carr in drag ?

[Ingwe]

Is that Alan carr in drag ?

Expect a writ for defamation from Alan Carr!

[Doc H Ball]

It’s Colin Warnock

[prophet:marginal]

Carol Winken?

[Albie Beck]

Is that Alan carr in drag ?

Matt Lucas...

[GentlemanJim]

Who the hell drew a face with glasses on my knob, put a wig on it and photographed it while I was passed out drunk?? You'll be getting served legal papers by my knob's lawyers (conveniently also knobs).

[Georgee Paris]

Is that Taron Egertons new movie?
He’s so talented- he’s done a gorilla, Elton John and now geoff capes

[S-H]

Wouldn't surprise me if Vlad and Tom are back training this week

[prophet:marginal]

Wouldn't surprise me if Vlad and Tom are back training this week

Vlad's just boarded a bus in Baku

[dodgy dave]

Looking at his instagram profile, he's earnt enough money for a Beemer. No more bus journeys for him

[smuts]

I wouldn't be surprised if we didn't get at least one bid for him this summer...

[yakandyeti]

Looking at his instagram profile, he's earnt enough money for a Beemer. No more bus journeys for him

It has Czech plates, suppose he’ll still need the bus in London.

[norse]

Happy birthday to Vlad the player!

[Corney Beal]

It has Czech plates, suppose he’ll still need the bus in London.

Yet another West Ham myth. Coufal explained in a recent interview that he was merely taking shelter in a bus shelter.
Bit like Boogers in the caravan and Radiciou at Harrods/ Harvey Nics.

[southendmadhammer]

A word for Vlad last night.
I said to my dad that we havent had a right back with this consistently good delivery in what seems like an age. Quality crosses time and again and all round brilliant play.

What a signing. What a player.

[Robbie]

A word for Vlad last night.
I said to my dad that we havent had a right back with this consistently good delivery in what seems like an age. Quality crosses time and again and all round brilliant play.

What a signing. What a player.

Since Tim Breaker. I loved him too. Swashbuckling and aggressive in equal measure.

[Vienna]

Yet another West Ham myth. Coufal explained in a recent interview that he was merely taking shelter in a bus shelter.
Bit like Boogers in the caravan and Radiciou at Harrods/ Harvey Nics.

He then confirmed he has since took the bus because of said rumour.

[GentlemanJim]

He then confirmed he has since took the bus because of said rumour.

Both Soucek and Coufal have confirmed in interviews in the Czech press that they have regularly taken public transport in London because it was quick (underground), like they used to take the metro in Prague. It’s no big deal.

[Colours never run]

A word for Vlad last night.
I said to my dad that we havent had a right back with this consistently good delivery in what seems like an age. Quality crosses time and again and all round brilliant play.

What a signing. What a player.

Very much so and clearly not a flash in a pan either as a 1 season wonder, which can happen. He's the real deal and 1 of the best right backs currently in the League. He's that consistently good.

[Burnley Hammer]

Both Soucek and Coufal have confirmed in interviews in the Czech press that they have regularly taken public transport in London because it was quick (underground), like they used to take the metro in Prague. It’s no big deal.

I've heard they've done other mundane everyday things too like giving the carpet a quick vacuum and popping out to the local Spar to buy bread. Coufal was even spotted in B&Q buying a new seal to fix his leaky tap.

Footballers aren't gods or royalty. They're just people that happen to have a lot of money. They do normal things a lot, just like the rest of us. I find it a little odd that big deals get made out of stories like this.