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StevePottsGoalsReel wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 5:27 pm Inter Miami are currently one of the favourites to sign Messi.

Lingard obviously the perfect alternative.
Lingard for next year and then Messi following year? Seems like Messi wants a further year in Europe.
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This thread back on the first page? :P
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I think he’d still fit into our attack pretty well on the left wing, with SWP on the right, both behind Eidur up top!
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NedN wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 6:17 pm I think he’d still fit into our attack pretty well on the left wing, with SWP on the right, both behind Eidur up top!
And Danny Williamson in the middle. Whatever happened to him?
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Wilko1304 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 6:08 pm This thread back on the first page? :P
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iLoveLasagne wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 5:34 pm Lingard for next year and then Messi following year? Seems like Messi wants a further year in Europe.
Bit of a downgrade really, but sure.
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Wilko1304 wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 6:08 pm This thread back on the first page? :P
it's the Guv'nor's fault....

:crylol:

I posted before the season when he signed that he'd played a real blinder.

massive signing on fee (I imagine), pretty good wages and a free agent again after a year....

and a team in the US that will pay him over the odds and he'll be a decent player there with the competition.

Messi isn't going to Miami, he'll get about 200M to play in Saudi.

did anyone see the reported fee they're prepared to pay Benzema ? or how much they paid Ronaldo ?

money for old rope over there.

he mate Becks might pay him to go to Miami, or maybe Wayne will get him to sign up in New England ?

probably better clubs in South Florida to be fair.
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On wednesday I hope he is watching, he could have been there but apparantley Forest showed him more love :grin:
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ageing hammer wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 8:06 pm On wednesday I hope he is watching, he could have been there but apparantley Forest showed him more money :grin:
amended for you mate.....much more likely closer to the truth...
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For God's sake no. In 2021 I understood why he gave Man U another chance. Especially after they signed Ronaldo. It made sense that he would give that another go. 2022 he signed for a team that threw silly money at a whole range of players, including ex-Hammers. They just about saved their skin, and he was in and out of the team. Let him go. Its for our own good. Just forget about him. Move on.
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150 up for Jesse Lingard

A huge milestone for Jesse Lingard today as he reaches 150 complete pages on West Ham forum Knees Up Mother Brown since he last wore their shirt in a competitive game.

Asked about this achievement, Lingard said 'I'm just glad I live rent free in some people's heads. First [Ole Gunnar] Solskjaer forgot about me, and then [Steve] Cooper. It's nice to know that some people seem to still think I'm a footballer and not just a TikTok joke'

Read on to find out more about our other top ten footballing footnotes
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And I’m sure OGS won’t forget about that 4 goal salvo in 20 minutes in 1999.
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Never heard of her !
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Dieter Eckstein wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 12:50 pm Lingard has Turkish Super Lig written all over him.
That’s not how I spell ****

We had his perfect storm season and that was it. Move on again
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We will sign him. Him dancing with Paqueta will do wonders for his Tik Tok figures.
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How have we managed to get to 236 pages on this guy?
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norse wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 12:53 pm Obviously a good shout, they are bottom of the league and just sacked Phil Neville. Probably got a massive tiktok-presence though
Phil Neville, a **** Frank Lampard.
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Why are we still talking about this waster.
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Posting just to pump Jesse's numbers up
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TheHandOfDog wrote: ↑Fri Jun 02, 2023 10:54 pm Posting just to pump Jesse's numbers up
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