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203 required with bags of time. Its the hope that kills you...
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Well it's the hope that kills you.

Magnificent from Wood. Our openers finally had some luck that hadn't been present all series

Surely we can't........?
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Malan drags on similar to Burns. Get the bloody bat out the way!
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Here we go again with the collapse.
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Stokes oh dear.
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Root sawn off by a scuttler. Australia have had plenty of luck this test.
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FFS Billings, what sort of shot was that?
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Pope...laughable.

If this guy is the future of our test side then no wonder we're in such a mess. Come back in about 4 years.
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At 68/0 I thought we'd do this easily. Now 7 wickets for 43
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Puff Daddy wrote: Sun Jan 16, 2022 10:47 am At 68/0 I thought we'd do this easily. Now 7 wickets for 43
You thought we'd do it easily? Blimey.
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Woakes. Big swing head in the air
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Did they see a cheap flight deal departing today or something?
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As collapses go this is very impressive, up there with the worst ever I'm sure.
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10 for 56 runs :clown:
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10 for 56

My fault for deciding to start watching at 68
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Bowled out in a session, weren't we ? That is ****ing disgusting
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Clowns. :thdn:
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The whole batting card should be lined up and made to apologise to Mark Wood.
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We've gotta West Indies away next. We'll beat them, cos they're as crap we we are
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This morning sums it up. No fight, no guts...clueless.

The buck stops with the muppets at the ECB but what on earth does the likes of Thorpe do to these players? They come in and just get worse not better.

Hameed, Malan, Pope all just not good enough for test cricket and Burns and Crawley need to sort out their technical flaws sharpish.
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