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Official.

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Good. Seems like exactly the right player at exactly the right time 👍
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-DL- wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:31 pm Official.
Good spot Bag Man! Welcome Kurt!
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You’re too slow.

Probably dawdled trying to find an appropriate gif
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It’s a great signing. Get him in the team after the international break.
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Ooh. So near.
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It's only a 4 year contract not 5 but glad he's signed pity he wasn't there today as I think we would have got 3 pts
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Neat thread merging there, well done me.
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Who'd have thunk it after all the undergarment moistening in the transfer thread last night.
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Great signing!!

Welcome Kurt.

Be happy.

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Wilko1304 wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:36 pm Neat thread merging there, well done me.
Could've done me a solid, wilko, bro?

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Welcome to the best club in existence Kurt!

I have a feeling that you will become a cult hero in these parts.
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Wilko1304 wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:36 pm Neat thread merging there, well done me.
I remember my first thread merge. I think I ****ed it up and moved it.

SH,

That's what happens when you have West Country tractor powered internet.

Now have evidence to show your wife that there are times you actually DO come second...
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destination zoumaland
hum diddle dee dum hoo wah he ho
destination zoumaland
hum diddle dee dum hoo wah hey ha
yeah, destination zoumaland come on Kurt ya now West Ham...Ahooooooomm.

Pardon?
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Not really bothered about this signing.
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Hugh Jargon wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:41 pm destination zoumaland
hum diddle dee dum hoo wah he ho
destination zoumaland
hum diddle dee dum hoo wah hey ha
yeah, destination zoumaland come on Kurt ya now West Ham...Ahooooooomm.

Pardon?
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Georgee Paris wrote: Sat Aug 28, 2021 8:43 pm Not really bothered about this signing.

Although Dawson needs a rest Georgee. Pretty untidy today
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Welcome! :kumbnew: Do your best, and enjoy the ride :crest:
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Welcome Kurt, hope you do yourself proud at West Ham :scarfer:
(We'd better not be paying you 120bags a week though mind,... )
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