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If your kid has taken a 'CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT' Signs

Post by I8CHAVS » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:40 am

You are a ponce

Trying to get little Billys mug on Sky Sports by getting him to take a cardboard sign, your old woman probably called Sue or Tracey, has knocked up indoors with a load of stencils and a sharpie from Poundland, getting him down the front row to wave it about in the players face to guilt trip him into giving you literally the shirt from his back, you should be ashamed.

Bet the kids dripping head to toe in club shop gear and a claret and blue wig or jesters hat

Disgusting

Get out my club, bring back kids taking a Stanley blade and a bundle of attitude to an away game swearing at the home fans, calling the lino a ****er, flipping off the old bill on the bus home, rather than a load of UPV glue and glitter on a cardboard sign

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Re: If your kid has taken a 'CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT' Signs

Post by stammer » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:52 am

I8CHAVS wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:40 am
You are a ponce

Trying to get little Billys mug on Sky Sports by getting him to take a cardboard sign, your old woman probably called Sue or Tracey, has knocked up indoors with a load of stencils and a sharpie from Poundland, getting him down the front row to wave it about in the players face to guilt trip him into giving you literally the shirt from his back, you should be ashamed.

Bet the kids dripping head to toe in club shop gear and a claret and blue wig or jesters hat

Disgusting

Get out my club, bring back kids taking a Stanley blade and a bundle of attitude to an away game swearing at the home fans, calling the lino a ****er, flipping off the old bill on the bus home, rather than a load of UPV glue and glitter on a cardboard sign
"CAN I HAVE YOUR "CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT" SIGN SO I CAN RIP IT IN A THOUSAND PIECES, NOW GET OUT OF THE WAY WHILE I KICK YOUR OLD MAN IN THE TESTICLES"

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Post by Mega Ron » Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:16 am

Poor little Chavs never got a shirt off a playa.

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Post by Denzil » Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:28 am

I8CHAVS wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:40 am
You are a ponce
Can I have yours?

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Post by Mega Ron » Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:30 am

Denzil wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:28 am
Can I have yours?
Only if you're also built like an 11 year old.

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Post by davids cross » Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:41 am

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Post by Up the Junction » Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:51 am

"Trick or treat? Underage ponces."

"Carol singers?" etc.

Miserable ****...

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Post by psychoscoredthelot » Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:12 pm

Couldn’t agree more Chavs. Said the same thing in the Man Utd cup match thread.

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Post by stammer » Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:14 pm

Up the Junction wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:51 am
"Trick or treat? Underage ponces."

"Carol singers?" etc.

Miserable ****...
Trick or treat, well done little pumpkin, made a bit of an effort with the dressing up and with your own kids its a reciprocal arrangement

Carol singers, what a lovely song, here's some money, or what a f-in cacophony here's some money so can you take your cacophony next door.

"Can I have your shirt" is just brazen with no window dressing whatsoever.

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Post by prophet:marginal » Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:16 pm

Weirdly, as I was watching this week's highlights, I said to myself that the lad at Man United, who was pictured, was taken there by the old man, but his old dear must have been the one who wrote out the request for the shirt.

Properly made me laugh opening this thread.

My son only ever came to a few matches with me and disgraced himself, aged about 8, in the home stands at The Emirates, by revealing me as a hammer and asking why 'your team are so rubbish'.

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Post by Cockneyboy311 » Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:23 pm

Poncing? Some may call it audacity. Who dares wins Rodney.

If I was a player I'd head to the disabled supporters section if I was going to give any of my kit away.

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Post by ManInTheIronsMask. » Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:38 pm

I started that with Yilmaz in '76. Completely blanked me.

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Post by Georgee Paris » Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:49 pm

Probably stole the cardboard off some homeless person as well.

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Post by Hindley Hammer » Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:59 pm

The player should give it to a kid in the crowd close to the one with the cardboard just to piss his old man off.

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Post by Kakophonix » Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:07 pm

Super focused poor sad look ...definitely trained that face with dad infront of the mirror. Like a monkey...
Children who cannot read and write do not care about football yet.

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Post by bonzosbeard » Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:11 pm

Up the Junction wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:51 am
"Trick or treat? Underage ponces."

"Carol singers?" etc.

Miserable ****...
For some reason all I can see is Ray Winstone or Bill Gardeners face.

To be fair they might like Carol singers.

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Post by LeonRivers » Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:18 pm

Cockneyboy311 wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:23 pm
Poncing? Some may call it audacity. Who dares wins Rodney.

If I was a player I'd head to the disabled supporters section if I was going to give any of my kit away.
This is why I always get my son to borrow his mate's walking frame when we go to West Ham.

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Post by ageing hammer » Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:21 pm

I'm surprised Sully doesn't charge our players if they give away a shirt

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Post by Bonzos4Lagers » Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:03 pm

Weird thread. Just plain nasty. Ok I bit, but really?

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Post by MancIron » Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:13 pm

When my lad was 10 we were at Maine Road for a vital relegation game.

We won and Repka threw his shirt in the away end when the final whistle went.

A geezer near me caught it, but all the West Ham fans were shouting "give it the kid, give it the kid" (my lad).

Which he promptly did.

Another reason why I (and my lad) love West Ham.

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