If your kid has taken a 'CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT' Signs

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Re: If your kid has taken a 'CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT' Signs

Post by sendô » Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:16 pm

Don't hold back Chavs, tell us how you really feel.

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Post by HammerJammer » Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:32 pm

LeonRivers wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 1:18 pm
This is why I always get my son to borrow his mate's walking frame when we go to West Ham.
Or Alf Garnett's wheelchair.

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Post by Danny's Dyer Acting » Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:42 pm

Up the Junction wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:51 am
"Trick or treat? Underage ponces."

"Carol singers?" etc.

Miserable ****...
The thread is funnier when you know that CHAVS could quite easily pass for one of those 12 year olds with a decent nights sleep.

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Post by Benaloon » Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:53 pm

Ooh you're hard.

I find the sign thing needy too, but it's still not as embarrassing as that post. What am I reading.

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Post by Macca1973 » Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:09 pm

Georgee Paris wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 12:49 pm
Probably stole the cardboard off some homeless person as well.
:lol:

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Post by Cottee » Fri Sep 24, 2021 3:28 pm

My kids have been lucky enough to get a couple of player shirts each but what made it better was the fact it was spontaneous after the final whistle. This new trend of begging doesn’t sit right with me, you know 99% of the time it’s the parents making them do it as well.

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Post by e17 » Fri Sep 24, 2021 4:34 pm

I blame the players. Swap with fellow footballers, don’t go looking for media browny points by giving it to little Joey or Judy

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Re: If your kid has taken a 'CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT' Signs

Post by Hammers Sturmflut » Fri Sep 24, 2021 5:52 pm

I'll take this thread over the Summer Transfers one ANYTIME

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Post by SullySpecial » Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:32 pm

Life bans are the only solution.

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Post by stammer » Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:19 pm

SullySpecial wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 6:32 pm
Life bans are the only solution.
Give them an old roberto shirt and the broom he had up his back, no need to clean it, probably drop it

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Post by Kialos » Fri Sep 24, 2021 7:43 pm

Give the players a supply of Ljungberg7 keyrings to hand out pre game, I hear we are down to our last 15,000 in stock.

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Post by fmgod » Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:15 pm

Opening post is bang-on

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Post by Pocket Pardew » Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:45 pm

Why can't they get a bunch of kids out of the crowd at half time and make them fight it out in the centre circle?. Last kid standing wins the shirt. Builds character, the truly deserving gets the prize and we all get entertained.

I'd also consider throwing in weapons also. Really make it something worth watching.

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Post by e17 » Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:14 pm

I like the ones where they’ve added a message about it being their birthday

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Post by e17 » Fri Sep 24, 2021 9:17 pm

Pocket Pardew wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 8:45 pm
Why can't they get a bunch of kids out of the crowd at half time and make them fight it out in the centre circle?. Last kid standing wins the shirt. Builds character, the truly deserving gets the prize and we all get entertained.

I'd also consider throwing in weapons also. Really make it something worth watching.
I’d go one step further. Pick out the ugliest kids in the crowd and at half time see which one gets the loudest boo.

Then have Marcus Rashford give them a shirt. Have the BBC film it and get Prince William to narrate it.

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Re: If your kid has taken a 'CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT' Signs

Post by LeonRivers » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:40 pm

Hammers Sturmflut wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 5:52 pm
I'll take this thread over the Summer Transfers one ANYTIME
I want my kids to get shirts so I can sell them on ebay

antonio £400k
bhenrhahmhah £250k
mousssaka 50p
diop £500
yarmolenko free

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Post by I8CHAVS » Fri Sep 24, 2021 10:47 pm

Bonzos4Lagers wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:03 pm
Weird thread. Just plain nasty. Ok I bit, but really?
Not as nasty as the other kids in school, real world stuff this Bonzo

Benaloon wrote:
Fri Sep 24, 2021 2:53 pm
Ooh you're hard.

I find the sign thing needy too, but it's still not as embarrassing as that post. What am I reading.
You’re reading the truth bro, wipe the tears from your face painted face and get real, these kids are no more than beggars Chuck them a quid in a hat no difference

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Re: If your kid has taken a 'CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT' Signs

Post by The Old Man of Storr » Fri Sep 24, 2021 11:09 pm

Dear Ronaldo or Whoever Really - Can I Have Your Wife , You Can Keep The Shirt ?

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Re: If your kid has taken a 'CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT' Signs

Post by MB » Sat Sep 25, 2021 8:09 am

The kids only want the shirt to sell on EBay to fund their Fifa point addiction. Don’t feed the addicts…

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Re: If your kid has taken a 'CAN I HAVE YOUR SHIRT' Signs

Post by alf git » Sat Sep 25, 2021 9:02 am

Why aren't they doing something useful, like cleaning chimneys?
C***s

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