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Post by Up the Junction » Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:55 am

Morning all. Am researching a future KUMB article following an idea given to me via our twitter channel.

West Ham's loony tunes. Who am I missing?

Boogers. Nsereko. Morrison. Di Canio. Thatcher. Schemmel.

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Post by last.caress » Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:57 am

Margas?

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Post by Crouchend_Hammer » Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:57 am

Repka, surely

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Post by Up the Junction » Wed Jan 26, 2022 10:59 am

Good shout SH - I guess offering your own fans out qualifies Repka.

And Elsie, Javier's claret and blue hair and inviting fans to his Chilean whorehouse definitely warrants inclusion.

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Post by Crouchend_Hammer » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:00 am

Gary Charles

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Post by hornchurch_hammer80 » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:00 am

Moncur………. I actually had 16 and Nutter printed on my shirt one season.

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Post by Italian Hammer » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:01 am

Julian Dicks

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Post by hammers92 » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:01 am

Why is Nsereko in the list out of interest?*

*Got to be a West Ham pub quiz answer.

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Post by Duff » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:01 am

Lomas, for the first 5 minutes after coming on anyway.

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Post by Colonial Marine » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:02 am

Martin 'Mad Dog' Allen?
Not sure if his nickname was justified? I was only a kid when he played.

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Post by Sale-Away » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:02 am

Eggert Magnusson

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Post by Billy Bonds boots » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:03 am

In my days Keith Robson, David Cross, dicksie, mark ward ( feisty) :newthumb:

My hero who done it in style Billy Bonds :crossed:
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Post by Up the Junction » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:03 am

Charles, more an alcoholic than a nutter (for which he has my sympathy) but legging it from the scene of an accident while leaving the evidence in place wasn't the smartest move and could well get him a place on the table.

Moncur - a man of God now of course but definitely in for getting booked nearly every game and for deliberately kicking the ball into touch to win a few bob at the bookies.

Dicks - not sure, because he knew exactly what he was doing. Ergo Bonzo, was tough, a hard man but always in control.

'Mad Dog', well the name says it all.

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Post by S-H » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:08 am

Antonio?

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Post by Long Shot » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:08 am

Mark Ward?

EDIT: Just saw Billy Bonds Boots nomination. He had that nutter look in his eyes when wound up and would front anyone at any time. Loved him as a yoot
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Post by Up the Junction » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:09 am

David Cross may well earn a place because of his daughter's recent revelation re the little pig.

SH, I think you've pulled another rabbit out of the hat with Antonio.

Mark Ward, another good shout.

Not having Eggert though, he was a very clever man and no screws were loose.

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Post by Macca1973 » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:11 am

Ruddock

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Post by Tezza65 » Wed Jan 26, 2022 11:11 am

Keith Robson.

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