👋 Farewell, Gianluca Scamacca

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YorksHammer wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:52 pm Jesus Christ he's handsome.
Yorks lying on the bed staring at all the Gianluca posters on the bedroom walls. :grin:
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I think he'll look much better with Bowen, Benrahma, Ings etc. High up the pitch with him.

Is stick with the wing backs and let at least two players just stay up with Scamacca.
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claretandblue82 wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:37 pm That’s terrible english. Did Sullivan write that? Surely it’s back soon.
Nah, it's youthspeak, like 'soon come', although that was also a 70s Bob Marley song :chin:
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Has anyone translated the tweet yet?
Blimey, Sean Whet One would make a great football TV/ radio pundit with that masterclass of English.
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Bubbles Fortuna wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:51 pm Yeah either Sullivan or an Italian who has English as a second language.
Just seen it on his instagram feed. My mistake, as you were!

Sullivan is still an illiterate twat though!
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So is scamacca fit for Derby or is this a wind up don't understand some of the quoted
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Garry wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 2:40 pm So is scamacca fit for Derby or is this a wind up don't understand some of the quoted
Don't think he is injured, or has been injured actually. We peddle this out to cover up something else, often something, a bit more sinister
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claretandblue82 wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:37 pm That’s terrible english. Did Sullivan write that? Surely it’s back soon.
‘Soon back’ is a colloquialism used by a lot of young people, grandad! 😉
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BigFatSam wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 6:51 pm ‘Soon back’ is a colloquialism used by a lot of young people, grandad! 😉
Does it mean the same as Back Soon?
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Shabu wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 6:54 pm Does it mean the same as Back Soon?
Yes, not really what the point is for changing the words around but hey ho.
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BigFatSam wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 7:03 pm Yes, not really what the point is for changing the words around but hey ho.
you mean ho hey surely.
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claretandblue82 wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:37 pm That’s terrible english. Did Sullivan write that? Surely it’s back soon.
Of course it's Back soon...

Blokes been in England 6 months. I'll hazard a guess you couldn't speak another language fluently, if you can't it's no shame, most Brits can't.

Hope he's in the squad for the next PL game.
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'Back Soon' sounds like he's nipped out for some cigarettes but is expecting a parcel.
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Any truth behind the claim he has a longer term injury and club covered up? Hence the quick buy for Ings and bidding for others.
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Puff Daddy wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 6:48 pm Don't think he is injured, or has been injured actually. We peddle this out to cover up something else, often something, a bit more sinister
Nothing like a good conspiracy Puff to get the juices flowing...
I heard he's actually a midget & has stilts for legs which is why he's crap in the air... :winker:
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Puff Daddy wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 6:48 pm Don't think he is injured, or has been injured actually. We peddle this out to cover up something else, often something, a bit more sinister
You’re like the West Ham Poirot.
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e17 wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 11:12 pm You’re like the West Ham Poirot.
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Puff Daddy wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 6:48 pm Don't think he is injured, or has been injured actually. We peddle this out to cover up something else, often something, a bit more sinister
He murdered David Gold in the trophy room, with a dildo?
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S-H wrote: Fri Jan 27, 2023 7:29 am He murdered David Gold in the trophy room, with a dildo?
Trophy room?
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YorksHammer wrote: Thu Jan 26, 2023 12:52 pm Jesus Christ he's handsome.

Yes, I know what you mean. He reminds me of so many of those old Hollywood film stars of a certain Golden generatation. Dean Martin and Gregory Peck in particular, spring to mind
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