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westham,eggyandchips wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 6:42 am Megan
Nah, she'll be the one wearing the trousers.
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It has been further reported that in those 2 hours they clocked up 2.5 miles in the "chase".
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Clacton-ammer wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 8:22 am It has been further reported that in those 2 hours they clocked up 2.5 miles in the "chase".
That's pretty speedy for New York.
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Publicity Stunts.
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Next Week;
Megan heartbroken to discover that Harry is in a long term relationship with an older married woman, " There's three people in this relationship" she said, sobbing dry tears into an empty bucket.
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OFT wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 8:47 am Next Week;
Megan heartbroken to discover that Harry is in a long term relationship with an older married woman, " There's three people in this relationship" she said, sobbing dry tears into an empty bucket.
Oprah? :grin:
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Shy Ted wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 8:44 am Publicity Stunts.
I love rhyming slang
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Criticism of Harry's protection team. Perhaps his loyal subjects over here would be willing to shell out for his and hers round the clock security for the hounded couple?

Anyone?

Hello?

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/202 ... ge-managed
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See, I knew it was BS.

Those cars aren't 'blacked out'.
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Their exfil wasn't up to scratch, they should hire a new personal security team.
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Clacton-ammer wrote: Thu May 18, 2023 8:22 am It has been further reported that in those 2 hours they clocked up 2.5 miles in the "chase".

I was there and caught it all on film - it was quite a long chase to be fair.....


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Who will rid us of these turbulent b*stards?..
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Samba wrote: Sat May 20, 2023 9:17 pm Who will rid us of these turbulent b*stards?..
I think they're due to visit Canterbury Cathedral in late September , I could maybe organise something -

Anyway , don't quote me as I get easily muddled these days but a few years back we were drinking in a pub in Woolacombe [ North Devon ] and I'm pretty sure there's a plaque up on one of the walls there saying that one of the Knights who murdered Thomas Becket fled there .

Would have been one of these 4 -

Reginald FitzUrse, William de Tracy, Hugh de Morville and Richard le Bret –
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The Old Man of Storr wrote: Sun May 21, 2023 11:29 pm I think they're due to visit Canterbury Cathedral in late September , I could maybe organise something -

Anyway , don't quote me as I get easily muddled these days but a few years back we were drinking in a pub in Woolacombe [ North Devon ] and I'm pretty sure there's a plaque up on one of the walls there saying that one of the Knights who murdered Thomas Becket fled there .

Would have been one of these 4 -

Reginald FitzArse, William de Tracy, Hugh de Morville and Richard le Bret –
Due to a spelling error one of the above is in advanced talks with Mikel D'Arteta with a view to a five year contract.
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OFT wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 9:20 am Due to a spelling error one of the above is in advanced talks with Mikel D'Arteta with a view to a five year contract.

:grin:

Can't decide whether you mean Reginald or the Thunderbirds ancestor , William ?
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That South Park episode is actually spot on.

I doubt there are many fans of the show here, but it's a worth a watch.
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S-H wrote: Mon May 22, 2023 2:13 pm That South Park episode is actually spot on.

I doubt there are many fans of the show here, but it's a worth a watch.
Seen it .

Missed a few series then caught up when Randy had started growing his own cannabis on Tegridy Farm - I mean it was ok but nowhere near past series -

I'll still watch some of the classic episodes including the Mr Hanky Christmas Specials .

It's a bit like Family Guy , it's difficult keeping up at my age . I'm 67 you know .
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