Best opening lines to a song?

[pablo jaye]

Lots of candidates for this, and I am going to start with;-

Is this the in place to be?
What am I doing here?
Watching the girls go by,
And spending money on ….

Nite Klub - The Specials

[dasnutnock3]

Revenge
I’m screaming revenge again

Mouth For War - Pantera

[Samba]

I got sunshine in my stomach
Like I just rocked my baby to sleep
I got sunshine in my stomach
But I can't keep me from creeping sleep
Sleep, deep in the deep

[southbrishammer]

Doesn't matter if we all die

The Cure - One Hundred Years

[Polaroid]

I get violent when I'm f****d up
I get silent when I'm drugged up
Want excitement, don't get none, I go wild

Cheat - The Clash

[Tenbury]

Ars*holes, B*stards, F*cking ***** and Pr*cks....

[southbrishammer]

Why are there so many songs about rainbows
And what's on the other side?
Rainbows are visions, but only illusions,
And rainbows have nothing to hide.

Kermit the Frog - Rainbow Connection

[S-H]

I was gonna clean my room
Until I got high
I was gonna get up and find the broom
But then I got high
My room is still messed up and I know why
(why man?)
'Cause I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high

[S-H]

This is a song for the ladies
But fellas…listen closely

[wolf359]

Not that I endorse this in any way shape of form, love the song though.

Slayer - Angel of Death

Auschwitz, the meaning of pain
The way that I want you to die
Slow death, immense decay
Showers that cleanse you of your life

Therapy? - Stop it You're Killing Me

The world is ****ed
And so am I
Maybe it's the other way 'round
I can't seem to decide

[last.caress]

Delia, oh, Delia; Delia all my life.
If I hadn't have shot poor Delia, I'd have had her for my wife.

[last.caress]

Is she really going out with him?

[Chicken Run Supreme]

Jodie wears a hat although it hasn't rained for six days
She says a girl needs a gun these days
Hey on account of all the rattlesnakes

[OFT]

Distant cousins, there's a limited supply.
And we're down to the dozens, and this is why:
Big Eyed Beans from Venus! Oh my, oh my.

[claretandblue82]

Are you rrreeeaAADDDYYY? - Blind by Korn

[dasnutnock3]

Binatone, Spectrum, Pac-Man, Commodore
ZX-81, Donkey Kong, f*cking high score

Half-Man/Half-Machine - Goldie Lookin' Chain

[Monkeybubbles]

Southern trees bear a strange fruit, blood on the leaves and blood on the root

[vietnammer]

You smell like a field
Of cowshit in midsummer sun.

(Small Faces 'Nifty Little Number Like You')

[ArtieTheIron]

I like my town with a little drop of poison
Nobody knows they're lining up to go insane
I'm all alone, I smoke my friends down to the filter
But I feel much cleaner after it rains.

[simonpaulthomas]

On the day that your mentality
Decides to try to catch up with your biology
Come 'round