I don't know which ones I despise most: The charity songs trying to be earnest or cool, trying to kid themselves they've made something with genuine musical chops (such as the Spandex hair-lacquered cringefest above), or the songs which lean into the novelty angle and go out of their way to be "funny", such as just about any Comic Relief song although I guess I'm thinking most specifically of The ****ing Stonk by Hale & Pace or Stick it Out by Right Said Fred
In any event, those Sausage Roll bastards need to be arrested , charged with some sort of aural terrorism and jailed forever; preferably within the next week or so before they balls up another Christmas.
I have never heard that Right Said Fred ‘effort’ and I will go out of my way to ensure that I never hear it again. To think, someone once thought that was a good idea.