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After a match against Leicester, around 2011, I hung around outside the West Stand, waiting for a friend, who had gone for a pee after the game. A group of players then emerged, including 'little skinny Sam' A young lad aged about 13, started singing out loud, that song about Baldock's got a big cock. Sam, appreciated it and laughed
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il_martello_di_genovesi wrote: Tue May 30, 2023 1:02 pm Someone was apparently shouting at Benrahma to defend when he was tearing the AZ full back a new one. I found that quite strange...
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il_martello_di_genovesi wrote: Tue May 30, 2023 1:02 pm Someone was apparently shouting at Benrahma to defend when he was tearing the AZ full back a new one. I found that quite strange...
Was it Pinkie?
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Not really bizarre, but it did seem odd and quite funny at the time.

Back the 90s, can't recall who we were playing, I was in the Chicken Run,the match was literally 30 seconds old, the ball went out for a throw to us, Stan Lazaridis came over to take the throw-in, and completely out of the blue, some bloke shouts "Laser you ****!"

To this day, I still have no idea what it was all about.
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smuts wrote: Wed May 31, 2023 9:21 am Was it Pinkie?
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Not really bizarre but what I thought was funny.

Late 80's, early 90's we're playing The Arse and I'm 3 rows from the front in the Chicken Run. Ball goes out for a throw to them right in front of us and Alan Smith comes over to collect the ball. Bloke behind me shouts right at him a few feet away "Oi Smith...you could get pickles out of a jar with that nose".
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