Lawro at it again !

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Can someone tell him you’re supposed to stop pushing the cotton bud into your ear when you meet resistance?
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"Leicester are having a poor season, especially at the back, but for them that means they are 11th or 12th at the moment rather than fourth or fifth".

No s**t (skid) Mark.

I'm totally surprised with the season they're having, they haven't run away with the league.
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dasnutnock3 wrote: Fri Feb 11, 2022 1:14 pm Can someone tell him you’re supposed to stop pushing the cotton bud into your ear when you meet resistance?
Clearly nothing between the ears
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Honestly, the droopy nut cutlass ain’t half predictable. He makes no effort to take into consideration a relegation threatened teams plight or the intensity of a local derby.

No way Leeds lose at home to Man Utd. I think Burnley get something at Brighton and Watford get a point at Villa.
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ironilunga wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 9:40 am Honestly, the droopy nut cutlass ain’t half predictable. He makes no effort to take into consideration a relegation threatened teams plight or the intensity of a local derby.

No way Leeds lose at home to Man Utd. I think Burnley get something at Brighton and Watford get a point at Villa.
Don't think I agree with you there! Leeds may get a draw but the other two sink without trace
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goa127 wrote: Fri Feb 18, 2022 7:59 pm Don't think I agree with you there! Leeds may get a draw but the other two sink without trace
Shows you I know absolutely **** all
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The merkin smuggler has predicted us to draw! Clearly made before Dyche was sacked.

'Burnley's result at Norwich last weekend was as bad as their result over Everton a couple of days before was good.

I expected the Clarets to kick on after beating the Toffees but to follow up a huge win like that by going to the bottom side and losing is a big set-back. I know Maxwel Cornet missed a big chance to equalise at 1-0, but I thought Norwich were comfortable.

What might help Sean Dyche's side here, is that West Ham have a huge Europa League game on Thursday night - they have a small squad and that is the game where David Moyes will pick his strongest team. Even so, I don't see the Hammers losing this one at home.'

Lawro's prediction: 1-1

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He’s opened a cafe in south west France https://www.pinasse-cafe.com/
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He's an onbendedknee c*ckswallow isn't he?
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