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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by Johnny Byrne's Boots » Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:48 pm

As Will the Bard wrote (Henry IV part 1)

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!

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Post by Eggs'n'nuts » Sat Oct 02, 2021 12:18 pm

Dried bogey on a toilet wall.

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Post by BondsoBob » Sat Oct 02, 2021 1:11 pm

ironilunga wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 8:51 pm
I see the vertical grimace has gone for an away victory for Arsenal at Brighton? A prediction based purely on reputation rather than form. Sure, Arsenal have won a couple on the bounce but look where Brighton are at! Got a draw written all over it.

I’d also have Everton getting a point at Man Utd. If I’m wrong I’ll come on here and apologise to Lawro. (I won’t really I’ll just call him a penis purse).
'Penis purse'. I think that's my favourite description of Lawro so far. 👍😂

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Post by ironilunga » Sat Oct 02, 2021 7:39 pm

ironilunga wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 8:51 pm
I see the vertical grimace has gone for an away victory for Arsenal at Brighton? A prediction based purely on reputation rather than form. Sure, Arsenal have won a couple on the bounce but look where Brighton are at! Got a draw written all over it.

I’d also have Everton getting a point at Man Utd. If I’m wrong I’ll come on here and apologise to Lawro. (I won’t really I’ll just call him a penis purse).
What a Lawro

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Post by vietnammer » Sat Oct 02, 2021 9:46 pm

Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:48 pm
As Will the Bard wrote (Henry IV part 1)

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
There's no need for that :shocker:

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Post by Ironing Board » Sat Oct 02, 2021 10:37 pm

ironilunga wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:44 pm
Difference perhaps between owning a brand new Steinway piano but not having a clue how to play it versus owning a Casio SA-46 and knocking out Clair De Lune.
:lol: :lol: :newthumb:

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Post by Shabu » Sun Oct 03, 2021 4:21 pm

ereford ammer wrote:
Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:43 am
Just when things were going so well, that **** goes and predicts a win for us. :twisted:
What a c*nt

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by Shabu » Thu Oct 14, 2021 7:49 pm

He's picked us to win.

Away.

At Everton.

Everton v West Ham (14:00 BST)
Everton have made a excellent start to the season but they might find it hard going against West Ham - they certainly won't get the wide open spaces they enjoyed in their draw with Manchester United.

The Hammers lost to a very late Brentford goal in their last game so I'm expecting a reaction to that anyway, and then you have their manager David Moyes back at his old club - he will be going for a win.

Lawro's prediction: 1-2

Tom's prediction: Everton are looking strong at the moment. 2-1


https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/58782813

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Post by Robbie » Thu Oct 14, 2021 7:56 pm

That's torn it. :chin:

Massive stamped bat.

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Post by Puff Daddy » Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:01 pm

Most of the players have had a good rest. Davie has had plenty of time to prepare us for this. We should be well up.for it. I am

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Post by vietnammer » Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:10 pm

Robbie wrote:
Thu Oct 14, 2021 7:56 pm
Massive stamped bat.
Oh come on that's so un-woke 20 tens! How about Harvey Weisteins knob cheese residue on his Zimmer frame?

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Post by Robbie » Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:14 pm

vietnammer wrote:
Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:10 pm
Oh come on that's so un-woke 20 tens! How about Harvey Weisteins knob cheese residue on his Zimmer frame?
Don't tempt me.... :smiler:

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Post by vietnammer » Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:19 pm

:crossed:

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Post by S-H » Thu Oct 14, 2021 9:10 pm

The itchy roof of the mouth caused by hay-fever mother f*cker!

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by Bamber Gascoigne » Thu Oct 14, 2021 9:38 pm

I hope the rotting autosexual badger gets a visit from Captain Whiskey Dick....

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Post by Johnny Byrne's Boots » Fri Oct 15, 2021 12:19 am

The leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

Henry IV part 1

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Post by Ironing Board » Sun Oct 17, 2021 4:10 pm

Image

Lawro knew!

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Post by simonpaulthomas » Sun Oct 17, 2021 5:13 pm

Always liked the rancid slop trough, stand up fella that he is :wink:

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by OFT » Sun Oct 17, 2021 5:15 pm

Lawro Lawro
Football genius.

Still a spam faced donkey turd though

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by S-H » Sun Oct 17, 2021 5:16 pm

The rancid, bottom tickler.

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