Lawro at it again !

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As Will the Bard wrote (Henry IV part 1)

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
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Dried bogey on a toilet wall.
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ironilunga wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2021 8:51 pm I see the vertical grimace has gone for an away victory for Arsenal at Brighton? A prediction based purely on reputation rather than form. Sure, Arsenal have won a couple on the bounce but look where Brighton are at! Got a draw written all over it.

I’d also have Everton getting a point at Man Utd. If I’m wrong I’ll come on here and apologise to Lawro. (I won’t really I’ll just call him a penis purse).
'Penis purse'. I think that's my favourite description of Lawro so far. 👍😂
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ironilunga wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2021 8:51 pm I see the vertical grimace has gone for an away victory for Arsenal at Brighton? A prediction based purely on reputation rather than form. Sure, Arsenal have won a couple on the bounce but look where Brighton are at! Got a draw written all over it.

I’d also have Everton getting a point at Man Utd. If I’m wrong I’ll come on here and apologise to Lawro. (I won’t really I’ll just call him a penis purse).
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Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:48 pm As Will the Bard wrote (Henry IV part 1)

You starvelling, you eel-skin, you dried neat's-tongue, you bull's-pizzle, you stock-fish--O for breath to utter what is like thee!-you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bow-case, you vile standing tuck!
There's no need for that :shocker:
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ironilunga wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2021 9:44 pm Difference perhaps between owning a brand new Steinway piano but not having a clue how to play it versus owning a Casio SA-46 and knocking out Clair De Lune.
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ereford ammer wrote: Fri Oct 01, 2021 10:43 am Just when things were going so well, that **** goes and predicts a win for us. :twisted:
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He's picked us to win.

Away.

At Everton.

Everton v West Ham (14:00 BST)
Everton have made a excellent start to the season but they might find it hard going against West Ham - they certainly won't get the wide open spaces they enjoyed in their draw with Manchester United.

The Hammers lost to a very late Brentford goal in their last game so I'm expecting a reaction to that anyway, and then you have their manager David Moyes back at his old club - he will be going for a win.

Lawro's prediction: 1-2

Tom's prediction: Everton are looking strong at the moment. 2-1


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That's torn it. :chin:

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Most of the players have had a good rest. Davie has had plenty of time to prepare us for this. We should be well up.for it. I am
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Robbie wrote: Thu Oct 14, 2021 7:56 pm Massive stamped bat.
Oh come on that's so un-woke 20 tens! How about Harvey Weisteins knob cheese residue on his Zimmer frame?
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vietnammer wrote: Thu Oct 14, 2021 8:10 pm Oh come on that's so un-woke 20 tens! How about Harvey Weisteins knob cheese residue on his Zimmer frame?
Don't tempt me.... :smiler:
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The itchy roof of the mouth caused by hay-fever mother f*cker!
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I hope the rotting autosexual badger gets a visit from Captain Whiskey Dick....
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The leathern-jerkin, crystal-button, knot-pated, agatering, puke-stocking, caddis-garter, smooth-tongue, Spanish pouch!

Henry IV part 1
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Image

Lawro knew!
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Always liked the rancid slop trough, stand up fella that he is :wink:
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Lawro Lawro
Football genius.

Still a spam faced donkey turd though
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The rancid, bottom tickler.
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