Lawro at it again !

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The invalid submitted form has tipped us to win:

West Ham have picked up again after their little slump in results and have now won four games in a row in all competitions.

That run included their win over Leeds in the FA Cup last weekend and I am going to go for the same outcome this time.

The Hammers are very powerful and such a difficult side to play against now with the pace they have in attack. I don't see Leeds in any danger of the drop, but I also can't see them keeping West Ham out.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/59965782
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Thanks L*wro. You have got me worried now. Why can't you predict a loss?
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The soiled care home mattress.
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The crusty foreskin.
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Blokes as useful as a second hand tampon
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Arse like a ripped out fire place
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[Your] brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage.

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That S-X is a chump.
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Crushed bollock
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Johnny Byrne's Boots wrote: Fri Jan 14, 2022 4:02 pm [Your] brain is as dry as the remainder biscuit after a voyage.

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Keep up the good work JBB, I love these!

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His face is as mean as his life has been.

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Shart.
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Long Shot wrote: Fri Jan 14, 2022 3:50 pm Arse like a ripped out fire place
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Face like a Yak's backside and a backside like a Yak's face.
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The stinking Bum rope, has us down to lose this weekend!
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S-H wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:38 am The stinking Bum rope, has us down to lose this weekend!
Excellent news!
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The other bloke reckons well 2-1, so I'm with the other bloke
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Puff Daddy wrote: Fri Jan 21, 2022 7:46 am The other bloke reckons well 2-1, so I'm with the other bloke
You need your eyes tested mate. If Call Me Loop is a bloke, he's the world's most convincing tranny :smiler:

She's got us down for a win.

Lawro is still a **** tho'
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Your bedded hair, like life in excrements, start up and stand on end.

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