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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by DasNutNock2 » Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:19 am

West Ham v Tottenham (14:00)
West Ham got a really good win at Everton last week in a game I had a feeling they would nick.
Tottenham's revival continued at Newcastle, where their quality came through after a difficult start and Harry Kane got off the mark in the Premier League.
This one is hard to call. I don't think there will be much between them on Sunday, or come the end of the season.
Lawro's prediction: 1-1

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Post by DasNutNock2 » Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:20 am

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Post by S-H » Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:25 am

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Post by ironilunga » Fri Oct 22, 2021 8:44 am

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Post by Johnny Byrne's Boots » Fri Oct 22, 2021 7:03 pm

Thy lips rot off!

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by Shabu » Thu Oct 28, 2021 10:06 pm

Has us drawing this week, 1-1

Doesn't talk about the game, just that Moyes has never bought him a drink.

Duran Duran drummer has us losing 2-1.

In Lawro's world Leeds are 3rd, one place behind Man Utd and SIX places above us :lol:

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/59069553

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Post by wolf359 » Thu Oct 28, 2021 10:07 pm

Shabu wrote:
Thu Oct 28, 2021 10:06 pm
Duran Duran drummer has us losing 2-1.
Drummer is a Villa fan.

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Post by Johnny Byrne's Boots » Thu Oct 28, 2021 10:20 pm

[He] appeareth nothing to me but a foul and pestilent congregation of vapours.

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Post by DasNutNock2 » Thu Oct 28, 2021 10:33 pm

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Post by Shabu » Thu Oct 28, 2021 11:23 pm

wolf359 wrote:
Thu Oct 28, 2021 10:07 pm
Drummer is a Villa fan.
All his kids are named Anna.

Anna 1, Anna 2, Anna 3, Anna 4.

I'll get me coat....

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Post by StevePottsGoalsReel » Thu Oct 28, 2021 11:59 pm

Spent far too long there trying to decode "Duran Duran drummer" as the latest Lawro insult.

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Post by S-H » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:56 am

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Post by The_Dead_Ball » Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:03 am

There’s clearly a reason why Moyes won’t buy Lawro a drink, but zi can’t just put my finger on it why!!! :chin: :chin:

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Post by Geordie Hammer » Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:05 am

According to Lawro him and Moyes are great mates! Hmmm

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Post by ChikinRun » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:37 pm

The_Dead_Ball wrote:
Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:03 am
There’s clearly a reason why Moyes won’t buy Lawro a drink, but zi can’t just put my finger on it why!!! :chin: :chin:
DM has gone up in my estimation yet further.
I wouldn’t buy a festering adenoid one eever.

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Post by SullySpecial » Fri Oct 29, 2021 6:46 pm

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Post by Vic_Watson » Fri Oct 29, 2021 7:12 pm

The_Dead_Ball wrote:
Fri Oct 29, 2021 8:03 am
There’s clearly a reason why Moyes won’t buy Lawro a drink, but zi can’t just put my finger on it why!!! :chin: :chin:
Because he's Scottish?

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by Shabu » Thu Nov 04, 2021 6:58 pm

Picked us to lose again although hardly surprising. In Lawro world Chelsea, Leicester, Liverpool, Man Citeh & Man Utd are all undefeated so far this season.

West Ham v Liverpool (16:30 GMT)
I have got a bit of a thing going with West Ham fans now where I always tip them to lose or draw, and then they win - so all those Hammers will be happy to see what I am going for here.

There will be a great atmosphere at London Stadium because West Ham are doing so well and one of the big teams are in town.

I think Liverpool will ruin the party, though. Jurgen Klopp's side were very impressive against Atletico Madrid in midweek and, in terms of keeping the Hammers out, van Dijk and Joel Matip will have the answers Klopp needs against Michail Antonio.

Lawro's prediction: 1-2

Murray's prediction: It's going to be close but Liverpool have got that extra edge to get a result here. I can see Mohamed Salah getting the winner. 2-3

Tav's prediction: We disagreed on this one. I think West Ham are unbelievable and Declan Rice is just different gravy. For that reason I went for a draw. Liverpool are pretty much unstoppable right now, but they will be given a proper test here. 2-2

https://www.bbc.com/sport/football/59113402

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Re: Lawro at it again !

Post by DasNutNock2 » Thu Nov 04, 2021 7:21 pm

Fanny.

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