West Ham United 2-1 Chelsea 

Wednesday, 26th October 2016
by Trevor Twohig

As the sun set majestically in east London, so did Chelsea’s hopes of silverware in this increasingly important competition, as West Ham United ran out comfortable winners at the London Stadium.

Due to unwarranted media attention, the fixture needed no introduction and there was a buzz around the stadium as the nigh-on capacity crowd descended upon Stratford. There was vociferous singing and some volatile chanting preceding the match and well into the first half. On the whole, despite the typical goading and schadenfreude, little between the vast majority of supporters seemed amiss.

Chelsea?EUR(TM)s continuity most certainly was mind you, as a revitalised West Ham took full advantage of a lacklustre Chelsea display, typified by the woefully off-key John Terry.

West Ham continued with their 3-5-2 formation that has brought them some success over the past few weeks - and more importantly, seven points. This time it was the in-form Michail Antonio?EUR(TM)s turn to start up front and his pace and aggression caused the Chelsea stalwart a mountain of issues at the back.

A bright start from the Hammers was rewarded when Mark Noble?EUR(TM)s pinpoint cross was met by Cheikhou Kouyate?EUR(TM)s head who directed a sharp header, past the outstretched Asmir Begovic, for nothing less than the hosts deserved, an early one-nil lead.

Chelsea, despite making seven changes had fielded a very strong team and in particular Nathaniel Chalobah looked quick and dangerous on the break. Batshuayi however, was not so clinical in front of goal, as the few attempts the visitors had, landed safely in the welcoming arms of Darren Randolph.

Mark Noble as usual, summed up the ferocity and desire in the West Ham camp and put in some thumping, yet legal tackles in the middle of the park, which certainly helped to keep the likes of N?EUR(TM)Golo Kante and Ola Aina quiet for a large part of the first half.

As the half drew to a close, West Ham were the ones clinging on a little for dear life, as the legs tired. Chelsea continued to attack but found a stubborn defensive resistance and a competent goal keeping performance from the Irons number 1 in number, if not in name.

Anxious West Ham spirits were lifted once more, early in the second half, as Edmilson Fernandes wonder strike from the edge of the area sent the stadium into further rapture. It was the perfect time to score and West Ham seemed home and dry.

However, Chelsea were not ready to roll over and with half an hour left, Antonio Conte rang the changes. Pedro, Costa and Hazard were all introduced and had an immediate impact as the West Londoners came ever closer to finding the back of the net.

In one particularly fluent move in the 83rd minute, Costa seemed to have chipped Randolph to find the back of the net, only to watch the ball dribble agonizingly wide of the upright and out for a goal kick.

West Ham defended stoutly but fell afoul of the proverbial kitchen sink as in the 94th minute Gary Cahill bundled in a questionable goal. However, it was too late and the referee?EUR(TM)s final whistle blew much to the relief and dare I say it, shock of the Upton Park faithful.

Let?EUR(TM)s face it, West Ham have had a stuttering start to the season, while Chelsea?EUR(TM)s display on Sunday against Mourinho?EUR(TM)s United was nothing short of sublime. Yet, West Ham looked like they had slipped it into fourth gear and are beginning to get back to the heady heights that were reached last season. There is still no out and out striker of any real quality fully fit, which makes the victory even sweeter.

With that in mind and players coming back, there is no reason not to feel confident as the mighty Irons travel to Old Trafford in the next round of the EFL Cup. Next up though, is a visit to Everton FC this Sunday in the Premier League. Surely some sort of result here will signal crisis over for Bilic and his happy Hammers?

With regards to the ?EUR~trouble,?EUR(TM) let me just say that this has been quite ferociously over-egged by all and sundry in the media. Yes, there was the usual arm-waving and ?EUR~my flymo?EUR(TM)s bigger than your flymo?EUR(TM) type of banter, but in the grand scheme of things, this was largely just kids on their half term wanting to relive their wet dreams over Football Factory and being part of the mob.

The ICF and Headhunters are most certainly not back, that is for sure. To put it another way, if you saw the Skysports coverage, that was the extent of it. As a spectator, I felt mildly miffed and worried about my train, in the case of being further delayed out of the ground. I wasn?EUR(TM)t phoning the Samaritans this morning in need of a friendly voice, like the feeding frenzy might suggest.

The most unsavoury events that occurred for me were two-fold. Firstly, being handed a piece of paper near entry from a West Ham ?EUR~fan?EUR(TM) encouraging us to sing homophobic chants about Costa and Terry. This is to the tune of Dimitri Payet (the fan spelt his name wrong too). Thankfully, I think most fans threw down the paper in disgust, like I, rather than get involved and the Payet song rang harmoniously around the ground throughout the game, with no amended lyrics.

Secondly, some of the ?EUR~banter?EUR(TM) for want of a better word around me was quite frankly, vile. I have alluded to this earlier, but much to my disappointment, I feel it needs further mention. We?EUR(TM)ve all been there, getting involved one too many bevvies or poison of your choice, yet the personal nature of some of the chanting was just not what I?EUR(TM)ve heard before at West Ham.

Behind us, in block 113 stood a group of wannabe TOWIE mugs, in their cheap Primarni suits, thinking they could do and say what they want. They could be no more than 18 or 19 and when they weren?EUR(TM)t telling one portly Chelsea fan, minding his own business that his ?EUR~wife should be ashamed of him,?EUR(TM) they were informing another young away supporter that his girlfriend next to her ?EUR~had chlamydia and was going to suck them off.?EUR(TM)

It was all a bit puerile and not very West Ham for me. We all like giving John Terry the gears, but none of us pay the money to support our team to get goaded by slick-haired oiks, fuelled by warm carling and synthetic cocaine, who would run a mile when faced with the people they choose to chastise.

Anyway, the new stadium brings a lot of positives but also its negatives. Football-wise West Ham were outstanding and not a million miles from their best tonight. Long may it continue.

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Player Ratings

Darren Randolph
Rarely called into action but more than capable when asked to do so. A nice easy start to the season for one of the RoI's Euro 16 heroes.

Michail Antonio
Looked accomplished at full back tonight, as he had very little defending to do. Sterner tests will follow for Antonio, as will the inevitable qeustions regarding his suitability for the role.

Sam Byram
Sam endured a torried time in the first leg so it was pleasing to see him put in a solid performance tonight in an unfamiliar position.

Winston Reid
Calm, assured and willing to put the boot in when required - just what you want from a centre half.

Reece Oxford
Another youngster to shine on the big night. The Ox was an able partner to the more experienced Reid but also capable of turning defence into attack with some delightful flighted dellveries.

Havard Nordtveit
Another player making his debut, the Norwegian had a fairly quiet first half but came alive in the second. He also showed some lovely footwork as the game reached its closing stages; another impressive start.

Cheikhou Kouyate
A classy performance from a very important player. Payet and Noble drew the plaudits last season but it was Kouyate that kept the midfield ticking over. Tonight he takes the acclaim for two goals that steered West Ham into the next round of the competition.

Mark Noble
Solid and combative as per usual, his most notable contribution was the superb delivery for Feghouli's goal. Should be a shoo-in for Allarduce's next squad, at this rate.

Andy Carroll
The big man put himself about well and played an important role in both of Kouyate's goals. He still seems a little of the pace, thought that's not unusual at this stage of the season.

Sofiane Feghouli
An impressive start for the winger, who may well have taken the Man of the Match award were it not for Kouyate's two-goal haul. He ran at Domzale's defence all night and was finally rewarded with a goal that sealed the win.

Enner Valencia
Whilst you can certainly question the ability, there can be no doubt that Valencia gave 100 per cent for West Ham tonight - the sort of attitude his former striker partner would do well to take note of.


Pedro Obiang
Long linked with a move away from the club but given a positive reception upon his introduction by the crowd. Another who seems determined to work through his difficulties.

Domingos Quina
A nice little two-minute caneo to introduce him to the West Ham family.

Ashley Fletcher
See above, just for half the time...

Adrian San Miguel Del Castillo

Reece Burke

Lewis Page

Josh Cullen

Match Facts

West Ham United: Darren Randolph, Michail Antonio, Sam Byram, Winston Reid, Reece Oxford, Havard Nordtveit, Cheikhou Kouyate, Mark Noble, Andy Carroll, Sofiane Feghouli, Enner Valencia.

Goals: Cheikhou Kouyate 8 Cheikhou Kouyate 22 Sofiane Feghouli 81              .

Booked: Michail Antonio  Sofiane Feghouli  Enner Valencia       .

Sent Off: None sent off.     .

Chelsea: Marava, Brachi, Dobrovoljc, Horic, Balkovec, Morel, Horvat, Majer, Crnic, Alvir, Mance.

Subs not used: Milic, Vetrih, Repas, Blazic.

Goals: n/a.

Booked: Crnic, Balkovec, Horic.

Sent off: None.

Referee: Bobby Madley.

Attendance: 57,000.

Man of the Match: Cheikhou Kouyate.